The Writer's Chatroom

"What bet did he lose?!"

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"Huh, they're real after all."

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"So, he's a hiker who got in a fight, was stripped of his snow suit, wore green tidies, likes fairies and rainbows, and feels the need to act like Gene Kelley with his girlie pink umbrella? When pigs fly."

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"It's not the wings or the umbrella that bother me, really . . . it's the belt-buckle undies and the schoolgirl socks."

LOL

Rumors are rampant that a new species has been spotted in the Himalayas...some have even gone so far that this may be the ever-elusive Yeti of legend. One thing is certain..debate will be furious..and scientists around the world will scramble to decode the strange very-high octave shrieks eminating from the creature

We now know what the tooth fairy does on vacation.

(aside from the already cut out -I have the High Ground You can not win-esqu phrases)

Quantum Physics, we curse thee.

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Guillermo Del'torro remake of Marry Poppins had mixed reviews...

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PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIIIIIIIND

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The son of Lady Gaga's display of raw talent shocked viewers today in downtown LA, "At least he wore pants this time." remarked a witness at the scene.

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That wasn't a spoon full of sugar...

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I BRING NEWS FROM THE PEOPLE OF SATURN

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The second coming was not what anybody expected...

okay..on a more serious note....nevermind the captions......I WANNA KNOW if this pic was photoshopped.....otherwise I fear we are headed for the end times........HA